It’s not finals week yet but everyone’s already freaking out. I’m pretty sure I just saw a freshman girl indirectly kill every tree in the amazonian river basin while printing something out in the library. Seriously, the stapler ran out three times and the ink cartridge once.
Be careful freshmen, karma is real. You’ll probably get attacked by a raccoon or a horde of angry squirrels on your way home unless you donate to WWF or something.